lvpd186
Reefing in NE
After searching for a missing tang it has been alleged that the tang has fallen victim to a large GBA. A clown fish, local resident and known associate of the GBA, was brought in for questioning. The clown fish reportedly stated "I didn't see no stinkin' yellow tang!" Police have stated that without a body there is insufficient evidence to charge the GBA at this time. The investigation remains open.
(If any other fish come up missing, especially my flame hawk, there will be a story about a missing GBA next time!)
(If any other fish come up missing, especially my flame hawk, there will be a story about a missing GBA next time!)