I suspect.....

[Letmegrow]

Ok, take in the facts.

Nanook wears, shorts, cut off T's, head bands, is always eating protien rich wings and pizza, takes in carbs constantly (beer), and is always talking about working out.

I think that there is a secret Nanook work out tape that he made, starring himself.

Next time anyone is at a video store see if there is:
"Nanooks Power Hour"
"Nanooks 10 secrets on how to - build, sculpt, and maintain your height."

 

[Goalie66]

Don't forget:

Building the Perfect Body, 12 ounces at a time.

 

[saltyunderground]

I saw one of Dave's old video's on the sale rack the other day. "1000 bottles of Beer on the Wall. Drink them all. They'll make ya tall."

 

[drgabe]

Since when was curls with Colt 45's a workout?

 

[Goalie66]

Also:

Abs of flab
and
Tons of Buns

We Love you Dave! :spin1:

 

[Nanook]

HEY!!!

I walked around the block and did stretches after my 32oz Baskin Robbins Chocolate Shake today

I am walking or riding my bike everyday until I start losing some weight and getting in better shape...I am tired of being a big galoob. I use to be called names like Toothpick, Twiggy, Bones, etc. I also used to be the little guy and grew up after high school and took karate during the growth spurt cuz my dad got tired of me getting beat up all the time. Funny thing is ever since I grew and learned self defense, I haven't ever had a tangle in over 20+ years.

dave

 

[Nanook]

I guess the 15 boxes of girl scout cookies I got from the Griss Familia would be a minor setback though:strooper: Guess I got to take a few for the team though.

dave:rollface:

 

[rams]

Anybody who eats 5 lbs of wings in one sitting with his own pitcher of beer. You were oger in school weren't ya?

 

[Letmegrow]

If Griss delivers I will take 5 boxes of somoas.

 

[Nanook]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6971428#post6971428 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Letmegrow
If Griss delivers I will take 5 boxes of somoas.

Hmmm, wouldn't that require a non-work related trip out of his zipcode though??

dave

 

[drgabe]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6971420#post6971420 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by ramtheory
Anybody who eats 5 lbs of wings in one sitting with his own pitcher of beer. You were oger in school weren't ya?

Ogre no. A man's man, yes. :bum:

 

[StupidsReef]

Don't the "stomach" has a strechting and POPPING point!! Gees, man at that rate I'll be refering to you as "JUBBA-THE-HUT" in about a week!!:eek1: :eek2: :eek1: :eek2:

 

[Lost His Marbles Name]

He can take any in two Mexican meals with two pitchers of margaritas and still want a 32oz ice cream shake. I see this at least once a week and there are kids in Africa that would be full with two beans.

 

[Nanook]

He can take any in two Mexican meals with two pitchers of margaritas and still want a 32oz ice cream shake. I see this at least once a week and there are kids in Africa that would be full with two beans.

My diet failed:clown:

 

[Mr D smack]

And you still eat like a horse and work out to Jane Fonda or Richard Simmons sweatin to the oldies :wildone:

 

[kegogut]

Dave is the only person Ive ever saw that eats hot wing sauce like soup. lolz

 

[Mr D smack]

Dave is the only person Ive ever saw that eats hot wing sauce like soup. lolz

He should be the new voice for Franks Red HOTsauce. He puts that %#!t on everything:hmm5:

 

[mpcart]

Man there are some old names on this thread. Makes me feel young again.

-Mike