Hi Stuart, I did not bring up those two situations to sound analogous, but I'm glad it helped you explain your position. In the case of ethanol additions, nitrate and phosphate are easily measured. In the case of the carbon-HLLE connection, HLLE is very easily observed as either existing or not existing in individual fish.
What I am getting from Jay's posts, and I agree with, is that some unambiguous measure needs to be made for fish stress levels or "happiness" before any of us can say that fish are happy, unhappy, stressed, not stressed.
My opinion is that the arbitrary limits commonly imposed as a minimum tank size for some tangs just happen to coincide with what is easily affordable and fits in a living room. Based on age/weight/tank size data from lots of public aquariums, I'm sure Jay or I could make the argument that everyone keeping Acanthurus or Naso spp. in tanks less than 2,000 gallons are condemning them to a shorter lifespan, stunted size, depriving them of appropriate social groupings that they would normally experience in the wild, etc., and that none of them should be kept by hobbyists. I imagine that wouldn't be a very popular opinion.