Don't laugh about the cooking rock thing. Some people have literally boiled or baked liverock and ended up almost killing themselves.
I'm not sure if they were not understanding the "cooking" process or if it was an act of desperation.
Personally, I wish they would get away from the whole coined term of cooking rock. Pretty sure my neighbors already think I am a drug dealer with the glowing lights, scales and white powders. So now some fellow reefer comes over and starts asking me if I have my rock cooking yet? ;(
I agree.