<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7018686#post7018686 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Lunchbucket
it is NANCY BOY EXTRAORDINAIRE to you!!
Lunchbucket
Wow....now he's all proud of it!
Laughin at your new sig, but then I realized it makes me sound like I'm the Nancy Boy Extraordinare....either way made me laugh, which is a good thing.
We're busy tonight, somebody must have kicked over the rock that kept all the problem children/@ss monkeys from crawling out of their hole...I was at QT grabbing cup of coffee and watched a drunk guy spend 3 minutes, (I timed him) trying to figure out how to open the cooler doors to get a frozen pizza. It reminded me of watching my dog try and figure out how to at the rawhide bones on top of the fridge.
Once he figured out what side the door hinges were on, he was able to get the door open. Pizza in hand, he staggered to the counter and struggled to count out the correct change needed...then he stumbled out the door to his car, which was parked next to my cruiser, and climbed into the drivers seat.
I stopped him before he started his car and told him to call a ride. Naturally, he wanted to argue and insisted he was fine to drive, but I was able to convince him that calling his dad, (who lived a mile away), was a better idea. 20 minutes later, his dad arrived and started yelling at me his son was fine to drive, and why did I have to wake him up, etc. Before I could say anything, his son threw up on his dad's car. Dad shut up and grabbed his son (about 30 years old) and got him in the car. Not really sure, but I thought I saw the son vomit inside the car as they drove off....I hope he did at any rate.
I could just as easily followed the guy off the parking lot and hit with a DWI right down the street, towed his car, arrested him, and let him spent the night in jail....somedays it just doesnt pay to be nice.
hmmm....falling from the sky or naked midgets wearing tutu's interesting thought..naked midget...but they are wearing tutu's...wouldn't that qualify as not naked? or is that like being naked and wearing socks. or goggles in Travi's case !!!
Ya know, I'd managed to forget that mental picture....Thanks Eric.
BigT, good to see you over here too! Now all the troublemakers are in one thread!
Nick