I did see UPS out on the road, so perhaps shipping does go on today. I have a 700GPH in my garage. I don't necessarily want to get rid of it, but if you're in a jam, I'm happy to help you out. You could always mail it back to me. Those "if it fits, it ships" boxes are great. This would fit in one of the $9 boxes.
Let me know if you're that desperate.