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The way we all go about this is wrong according to Steve Bankson @ www.UFGHMASD.net/studies_winbig, where biologists are volunteering to take measurements of all degrees based on all parameters and levels of everything. Essentially it is a giant research center. They have 3 or 4 20 gallon tanks that demonstrate the rise and fall of the pH, ORP, CALCIUM, and Alk depending on what type of air fresheners you use. Well long story short...

After 16 years of experimenting with various grains of sea wheat they came up with the ultimate import/export system for nearly any type of supplement or nutrient. With this, you treat it like you would any media. You will need a wheat reactor, which they also sell blueprints for @$13-$48 depending on the size. This eliminates any need for live rock, sand, and lights. Sea wheat has a very photosynthetically active radiating illumination that naturally resembles the sun at 8:30pm mountain time.

The sea wheat must be charged via USB/BUS cable adapter into any iPhone compatible charging brick for 16 hours a day, and must be replaced every 3 hours for 6 months. After 6 months you will need to switch to standard whole grains and upgrade your reactor to accept bird food.
 
I'm smelling troll. After all, retired basket ball coaches, calling a couple of 20g tanks a "giant research center", wheat for filtration...that plugs into a USB port, with said filtration being upgradable to birdseed... :rolleyes:
 
I smelled troll after reading the text of the URL (without clicking it). Oh and the sentence after that.... Oh and air fresheners? Lol
 
Sea wheat has a very photosynthetically active radiating illumination that naturally resembles the sun at 8:30pm mountain time.

A lot of reefs in that 8:30 PM mountain time zone are there? :lol:

Kevin
 
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