Uh ...... neither can I Howard!
Sometimes when you use an alias it's because you can do things to those who mistreat you and call you things like "Old Man" and such while not tarnishing the family ( yes, I said family

) name. You know, things that really hurt and make you want to seek revenge.
Luckily, I'm a pacifist and don't like having arms and legs broken but think nothing of distributing cyanide to sumps and such.
I believe that I've been asked to do some work at your place Howard and will most likely be somewhere near you tank when I do.
Tread lightly my friend......................................
Lonnie ........ it a shame that that house across the street from you burned. Wouldn't it really be a bummer had that happened to you.
Talk to you guys later ....my wheelchair is calling me. By the way, I was only joking ....or was I?
