<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=11897901#post11897901 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by jasonh
I was going to mention that 
Not to mention who knows what kind of pesticides and fertilizers they're using on them...
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OK EVERYBODY!!!! Enough of this city-living junk! It's about time we all go start up farms and just live off the land! Raise our own cattle and veggies!
For those of you that do choose to raise your own cattle...Just so you know what to look for
Signs Your Cow Has Mad-Cow Disease
Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.
Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body.
Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.
Your cow insists that evaporated milk comes from dehydrated cows.
She starts giving you Milk of Magnesia.
Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it.
Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards.
Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars.
Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you’ll wear something sexy this time.
Your cow becomes a Muslim and asks to be called "LaCream Abdul Milkbar".
Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!
Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.
Your cow tips other cows over and laughs.
Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.
and in case you (or your friends) are not CSI fans...
Say the word Silk (outloud) four times...
Silk
Silk
Silk
Silk
What do Cows drink????????
Are you sure???