I'd replumb with the herbie method. Run all 4 holes as drains. In each overflow have one taller pipe and one shorter pipe. Under the tank, put a gate valve on each of the shorter pipes. Adjust the gate valve so that a siphon forms (no air being sucked into the pipe), with the water siphoning at the same speed as the return pump is returning it. Run your return lines over the back of the tank. The taller pipes are just there in case for any reason the return pump pumps water back faster than the drains are siphoning. The extra water will just go down the taller tubes.
I run mine this way and the only sounds are the skimmer's air intake and the slight hum of the return pump. Another benefit is there is no salt spray.