Purina diet

[DaddyJax]

I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking myself and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

 

[Don Lino]

LOL, pretty good, I have to ask--Did u think of that right then and there???
And to the lady that asked if u had a dog...Heres your SIGN!!

 

[cschweitzer]

Really?? I've been wondering how to shed those pounds like a dog does hair. Guess it all comes back to K-9's...LOL!! That's hilarious.

Then again, I can see where she's coming from. I buy cat food from time to time, and if someone catches me in line and asks if I have cats, I would honestly tell them, "No, I'm allergic to cats." Why the cat food, then?? Ferrets...cuter, smaller, and my eyes aren't burning when I hold them. I love my little guys:

RIP Cracker(big dark eyed white in the middle), I loved you so much for the little time we had.