Thanks to AC!

[Mdwannabe]

Now that looks like a post a past president would make! Look at how many syllables are in the first sentence alone; much less working through what it means!
Gary, ever thought about chucking Engineering, and going for Government work; I'm sure you and your fellow Senators could work through that first sentence, get what you want for nothing, and find some way to up the commoner's taxes to pay for it

Rick (a mere commoner)