I started reading this thread on Friday and it has taken me most of the weekend to finish it. I must say that it has been more enjoyable than many novels that I have read.
Two of my tank inhabitants also really enjoyed hearing about Tim's exploits: Mr. Fat (lawnmower blenny) and Caesar (emerald crab). Wendy (formerly Walter), the gender switching clownfish, did not seem to care much about the story. Although, Mr. Fat informs me that Wendy has been very confused and antisocial recently, so Tim should not take it personally.
Mr. Fat and Caesar stayed up all night coming up with theme song to honor Tim. Unfortunately, I think that they have been watching too much of the cartoon channel because this song seems vaguely familiar. Anyway, it goes something like this:
"What are we going to do tonight, Tim?"
"Same thing we do every night D-Man...Try and take over the world!"
They're D-Man and Tim
Yes, D-Man and Tim
One is a genius
The other's a bit dim
Tim is a stomatopod
An almighty reef god
You'd better not swim
Near D-Man and Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim
Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim
Tim
Tim will never be outdone
His brain is full of guile
You better not poke fun
Or you'll end up on his dish pile
They're D-Man and Tim
Yes, D-Man and Tim
Their focus is slim
And their plan is real grim
To prove their shrimpy worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're D-Man and Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim
Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim
Tim
"KRA-KOW!"
I hope Tim enjoys the song. Caesar wants Tim to know that he came up with the line "An almighty reef god". I think that he wants Tim to remember this just in case they have dinner together sometime. Caesar has also been spending much of the morning eating more algae than usual. I think he is trying to prove that he is a good citizen and a valuable member of the tank community, and therefore should not be "relocated" to Indiana.
Quinn