Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes
Chuck Norris used to be pro-life- then he started eating babies.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Chuck Norris developed the c section when he roundhouse kicked his way into the world
Chuck Norris shot 16 on a 18 hole golf course.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Horses are hung like Chuck Norris
In a fight between Darth Vader and Batman the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He takes air hostage
Chuck Norris invented drinking out of the carton
Chuck Norris does not own a house, he walks into random houses and people move.
Some people received blood from Chuck Norris through a transfusion at the Red Cross. They are now known as the X-Men.
Chuck Norris is the only man alive to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar instantly exploded because the amount of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
When Chuck Norris plays cards roundhouses beat full houses.
When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders
Chuck Norris built a snowman out of rain.
The Chinese had two ideas to keep the Mongols out. Sadly, Chuck Norris works for no man so they had to settle on the Great Wall.
Chuck Norris finished singing the song that never ends.
Chuck Norris’ heart doesn’t beat, he beats it.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
I thought it was inconsistant moderation that allowed pictures of an illegal activity to be posted here since it had nothing to do with RC or saltwater fish.
