You might be a reefneck

[woowoodengy]

you might be a reefneck

if you tell your wife to go ahead and buy that purse and shoes because you feel gilty about your new sps colony.(i did)

if you have 1/4 hose running under your threashhold's for your auto top off

if your armpits are salty

if you took your GFCI out of your bathroom to use on your tank (no i did not)

if you are always looking to improve your setup

if you can hear your tank from another floor

if you skiiped work to work on your tank

if you are still on rc at 4am and have to wake up for work at 7am

if you never took your digital camera outside

if you wish you live in california to get all the cool corals

if your lfs asks you for advice

if your not an elecrician but can wire a mh lamp in 10 min

if you park your car outside and have a garadge (due to sumps etc...)

if your dream is to open a lfs (lol.)

 

[gatohoser]

If you've ever gone into a hardware store asking for something and when asked what you wanted it for you found it was easier to say you were trying to grow pot than to tell them the truth.......you might be a reefneck

 

[woowoodengy]

If you've ever gone into a hardware store asking for something and when asked what you wanted it for you found it was easier to say you were trying to grow pot than to tell them the truth.......you might be a reefneck

isn't that the truth lol

 

[reefD]

thats hilarious....im still here and have to work at 7

 

[woowoodengy]

thats hilarious....im still here and have to work at 7

time to go to sleep reefd

 

[Freed]

I'm still up and going home in about 45 minutes to an hour I hope.

 

[reefD]

yeah u r right woowoo...but i ussually run on 3 hrs...have insomnia on the reg.

 

[Snooker]

if they think you're a terrorist at the hardware store when you tell them you're building a phosphate reactor

I'm sure i'm on some FBI list somewhere

 

[NwG]

You may be a reefneck if....

Your LFS stops going to the coral wholesaler and just comes to your house..

You sit up late at night eyeballing your neighbors power line...

You consider moveing from your 3 bed 3 bath townhouse with full ocean view to a giant warehouse... just cuz you could have "all those tanks"

When building a new house 99% of the house design goes to the tank and fish room...

You cry when you eat sushi...

You carry around a bottle of vinager in your car to see if those rocks are CA based...

The words "nemo" and "dori' are considered worse than the "F" word....

You can honestly tell the people at the LFS that your skimmer is bigger than theris...

 

[reefD]

ok another one


when your suction clip( for what ever) will not stay put and it drives you crazy to the point where you watch it and replace it in its right! spot constantly and finally (after much crazy behavior) go out and replace it...
you might be a reefneck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[melev]

If your license plate displays "Reefer", you might be a reefneck.

 

[Gawain1974]

If you spend more money per month on your tank than food!

 

[lightplay]

If you can tell the sg of water by taste

 

[alphaferret]

oh ya i agree

oh ya i agree

If you can tell the sg of water by taste

 

[CitCat21]

You spend more on your tank a month than your rent or mortgage paymet

While at work you spend more time on RC than working

Each Payday brings a trip to the LFS and at least $100 in merchandise/Livetock

 

[slik_dude@yahoo]

You might be a reefneck if....
You've ever spent over $100 on salt.

 

[Amphiprionocellaris]

If you have more and better equipment than a professional chemistry lab...

If you have been asked (true story) to lecture on corals in your biology class...

If you talk about your tank so much that even your non-reef friends can identify corals by scientific name...

If you have gone through biology textbooks with a pen to make corrections in the marine sections...

 

[NwG]

You might be a reefneck if....

you bake bakeing soda..

As you drive down the road you wonder the kelvin rateing of the headlights comming at you..

your washing machine runs off of RO/DI waste water.....

you get excited by valves..

 

[glaudds]

If you're proud of the sight and smell of your skimmate....
you might be a reefneck.

 

[GregM779]

If you think the next fear factor should include contests like drinking a tall glass of skimmate or having to put epoxy in your nose and smell it for 10 minutes, man that stuff stinks.