You might be a reefneck

[Blindmelonbob]

If you've got an aquarium out in the yard up on blocks...

If your childrens' kiddie pool starts to look like a good refugium...

If your power goes out in the middle of winter, and you're firin' up the generator to power the 300 watt heater in your sump instead of the furnace...

...you might be a reefneck.

 

[cyberpanther]

These are great!!

If your license plate displays "Reefer", you might be a reefneck.

Not around here, that means something totally different... lol

 

[kbmdale]

This makes for great reading, and laughing, keep em coming guys/gals
Bree

 

[Tammy3770]

if you haven't vacuumed your livingroom floor in a month 'cause it will trip the breaker,,,and all your friends understand

you might be a reefneck

 

[moogoomoogoo]

If you have ever told the guy in front of you at a high school basketball ball game what the specific Kelvin color of the overhead lights are, you might be a reefneck.

 

[cyberpanther]

if you haven't vacuumed your livingroom floor in a month 'cause it will trip the breaker,,,and all your friends understand

That's me right now. My 2, 400 watt Halides with 2 55 watt power compacts are on a seperate breaker than the rest of my tank, but I still can't sweep the living room without causing the breaker to switch off. Ahh, I must be a reefneck.

 

[Tammy3770]

If the wallpaper on your cellphone is your 150

You might be a reefneck.


Yes, I do.

Ha me too

 

[moogoomoogoo]

If, before doing anything else, you ever first look for aquarium stores in the yellow pages when you arrive at your hotel, you might be a reefneck.

 

[Tammy3770]

That's me right now. My 2, 400 watt Halides with 2 55 watt power compacts are on a seperate breaker than the rest of my tank, but I still can't sweep the living room without causing the breaker to switch off. Ahh, I must be a reefneck.

good thing I switch everything off every sat to do a wt or else It would never get vacuumed:rollface:

 

[moogoomoogoo]

If you plan your vacations based on the locations of MACNA conferences, you might be a reefneck.

 

[moogoomoogoo]

If you suddenly brake in the middle of the road throwing your wife into the windshield because you thought you saw the glow of actinics in the house you just passed, you might be a reefneck.

 

[moogoomoogoo]

If your wife has to get into your tank with a mermaid costume on before you will have sex with her, you might be a reefneck.
I better stop here.

 

[Tammy3770]

yeay this is fun

 

[zatlinrf]

If one of your bathrooms has morphed into a fishroom that just "happens" to have a toilet and mirror.

 

[GregM779]

If you watch a Tums commercial and wonder if it would increase the calcium in your tank also.

 

[hawaiianwargod]

You might be a reefneck:

1. if you are too concern of ph values
2. if you take pictures on your corals more than your kids.
3. if you ask Emerill lagase what's the best method to make fish food.
4. if you log on here on RC daily.
5. if you have a screen saver of your tank.
6. if you hide your check book from your wife so she would not find out all your bills from your LFS.
7. when you beg for live brine shrimp
8. if you spend so much $$$ on PVC's
9. when you are to "anal" about your rock structures.
10. last but not the least, when you can't take a vacation because you don't trust anyone to take care of your tank or tanks.

 

[Mufasafish]

if the first thing you do when getting home from work is to go to see your tank istead of your wife...you might be a reefneck.

 

[kbmdale]

If your list of items to pack for a family vacation to florida includes more buckets for sand than suitcases......You might be a reefneck...lol

 

[CitCat21]

if the first thing you do when getting home from work is to go to see your tank istead of your wife...you might be a reefneck.

That's the first thing i do except i don't havea wife but a BF and Family. I'm not home or available for communication until after i look at my tank.

 

[kbmdale]

If your credit card company called to ask if someone had stole your card when they got the 500.00 charge for salt and rock....


You might be a reefneck