You might be a reefneck

You buy the store out of water, and the clerk looks at you like your smoking something.

You just might be a reef neck.
 
kbmdale said:
If you have ever started with the basement when looking at a new house you might buy....


You might be a reefneck

yeah the realtor was confuesed when i told her i want to see the basment first not the bedroom or kitchen and then told her it would not work without seeing the rest of the house.

i cant imagine what she thought
 
If you
1. Have ever designed an entire aquarium while sleeping

2. Had to come to the rescue of perfessional plumbers

3. Have spent entire days off plumbing

4. Work harder on your aquarium than a job that you're payed for

5. (building an aquarium in my school) Work later than any teacher of janitor in the school regularly.

6. Can measure the temperature of water within 2 degrees by feel

7. Have chosen an aquarium over a dog

8. Have a hard time remembering the common name of a fish

9. Have become used to the feel of bristle worm spines and electric shocks.

10. Spend more time with your aquarium than with your girlfriend

You might be a reefneck

All true BTW :lol:
 
jenlovesty said:
If you ever walked out of the grocery store only buying ONE shrimp to try to catch a bristle worm.

or if you know how long it takes a shrimp to decompose in salty water...you might be a reefneck
 
If you have had to explain to your HR department at work why your constantly searching for the word "reefer" online and visiting sites with names like "reefermadness.us", they ask if you have a "Problem" but you get off with no issues. Little do they know how addictive the hobby is.............

(you would think they would check the site before calling you in)
 
If you compare the stench of your skimmate to other people's stories of the nastiest stank smell in the world...







You just might be a reefneck.
 
When friends see your setup and tell you that youââ"šÂ¬Ã¢"žÂ¢re sick, you take it as a complement.
 
if you go into your refrigerator and or freezer and you have to move fish and coral food out of the way to get to the people food.............

youuu might be a reefneck...
 
If the door of the freezer is for frozen fish foods ONLY, and the fridge door is for fresh vegies for the fish ...... you might be a reefneck.
 
you might be a reefneck if...

B-Ionic bottles somehow wind up competing for shelfspace in the bathroom...

Phyto stains permeate the fridge...

your tank has been dismantled for two months yet posting continues unabated here on RC....
 
you might be a reefer

if you walk into the LFS and the employees stop what they are doing to come show you all the new corals.

if the employees of the LFS can recite your credit card number by heart.

if the LFS calls you to see if you feel all right becasue you have not been in the store in a couple of days.

if your idea of fun is helping the prez of your club setup his sump instead of hanging out with the family.

if you stay at the prez's house at 2 in the A.M. just to see the new Euro reef fire up.
 
If you buy vinegar at Sam's Club/Costco 10 gallons at a time to get ready for your next powerhead/pump cleaning...you might be a reefneck.
 
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