You might be a reefneck

Ok here are a few for you:

1) If you buy your wife a $450 vacuum because you are getting a new tank, you might be a reefneck. (True story)

2) If you have more flow in your tank than most people have in their pools, you might be a reefneck.

3) If after a hard days work the only thing you can talk to your wife/girlfriend about is your tank, you might be a reefneck.

4) If you decorate the Living Room with pictures and pillows of reefs and fish, you might be a reefneck.
 
if you got hired at the LFS and didnt need training, but actually ended up training other employees....(true)

you might be a reefneck
 
If LFSs are the first 10 speed dials on your cellphone

If your name is an actual percentage of a LFS's budget for the month.
 
larrycivic said:
you might be a reefer

if your idea of fun is helping the prez of your club setup his sump instead of hanging out with the family.

if you stay at the prez's house at 2 in the A.M. just to see the new Euro reef fire up.

:lol: I notice you've not been back since.

You might be a reefneck...

if you are up latenight studying the refugium and getting excited about pod activity.
 
If you've ever taken a Ford F-350 with a bed full of buckets and rubbermaid containers to a water store....you may be a reefneck.

If you ever dream about living on a tropical island....... and think about how good of a fish tank you could set up...you may be a reefneck.
 
You are a reefneck if you were woke up at 4 in the morning by a sudden change in the sound coming from the sump of your tank and cannot go back to sleep till you figure it out...


lol
 
If your friends are mad at you because you cant go out friday night (and every other night) because your feeding your acanthastreas and dendrophyllias. ... it used to be just the tubastreas.
 
Tagareef said:
slimreb...That $450 vacuum must have been a Dyson!

You nailed that one Tagareef.


If you give your wife a list of things you want for your birthday or christmas and all of it is reef stuff, you might be a reefneck.

If you get a new tank for christmas and get extremely excited because of it, you might be a reefneck.

If you search in three different cities to find pickling lime you might be a reefneck.
 
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