You might be a reefneck

[kenny77]

if your mandarin is in a portrait taken by Travis Staut from Reef-Life.com

 

[TheyCallMeFishy]

"If you use the Actinics on your tank as your alarm clock in the morning then "

I've totally tried that!!

 

[gatohoser]

If you ever thought the color of actinic lights was so cool you tried to install a power compact 50/50 bulb above your bookcase...you might be a reefneck

 

[moogoomoogoo]

If you ever bought a computer photoshop program and a color printer just so you could put a white beard and Santa Claus hat on you puffer fish in your favorite tank photo and then send it out as Christmas cards, you might be a reefneck.

 

[bonesnreb]

if you agreed with your husband on trying this hobby years ago and now he doesnt have anything to do with it because you love it so much then......

 

[mbbuna]

if u pick running the chiller over the tv.
you might be a reefneck

 

[milhouse74]

and if you use your tax refund for your tank instead of wisely investing it!

Ohhhhh, that was a tax refund not a TANK refund.



I think were ALL guilty of that one

 

[jimroth]

If you feel bad about having your intestinal polyps removed....
you might be a reefneck!

 

[kbmdale]

ewww, JIM, just EWWW.....lol

 

[alphaferret]

you think you have a std- but it turns out it was only a stray mantis shrimp-ouchhhhh!

 

[sharks]

You might be a reefneck!

If you hang out at the LFS after hours drinking beers and talking reefs after a 10 hour day.

If you wont even look at a house that doesnââ"šÂ¬Ã¢"žÂ¢t have a basement for filtration.

If you have a shed full of extra PVC fitting that you never returned.

If your idea of a vacation is IMAC and MACNA.

When the owner of the LFS calls your cell to ask you questions for customers.

 

[Totlxtc]

You might be a reefneck if...

... If you've been to the ER for tank related accidents.

... If you own a steam cleaner but no carpeting.

... If the only lights in your living room are on the tank.

 

[alphaferret]

lol- lfs after hours-where is this after hours party- why don't we have one in syracuse??!

 

[CitCat21]

I love those after hours LFS Keg parties.

 

[Tammy3770]

If you had to move your TV because the glare from your tank disrupted the picture . . . . .

no no its if you have to move your tv cause the glare from the TV disrupted the tank view:lol:

 

[Tammy3770]

if you've ever been late for work because you couldnt pull your self away from the tank that morning

you might be a reefneck

 

[alphaferret]

those lfs keggers bring awhole new meaning to the game of swallow the goldfish

"i told ya not to try the lion fish!"

 

[CitCat21]

It's only bad when you start playing beer pong with bettas cups

 

[alphaferret]

hummmm- i just had a wicked idea
keg hooked up to closed loop-w/ my mouth as one of the outputs ! umm umm goooood!

 

[CitCat21]

Plumb in a chiller and ooh Ice cold beer right down the hatch