You might be a reefneck
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Heinz
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well, that is actually what happen with me, i got so tore up about skimmers that i got banned over it, or better i got a "time out"
so i guess i could call myself a reef neck
btw, anybody reading this, dont do that at home, its not worth it, after all we wanne share not fight, i had to learn the hard way,
lessans
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You might be a reefneck...
if you sing reef lullabies to your new baby.
if your insurance agent thinks your reef tank is so expensive it's worth insuring.
if you found a bag of saltwater taffy in your pantry and you wondered (continued from previous line) if you had enough would the salt content be enough for a 5 gallon nano.
if you have more fun looking for tiny hitchhikers in/on your live rock than enjoying the big picture of your 135 gallon.
if when receiving wedding gifts, your new wife shares the same enthusiasm you do when a close friend gives you a protein skimmer large enough to handle the ongoing waste load that leaves your house sewage pipes.
if you have bed covers and sheets with saltwater animals on them.
if you sing reef lullabies to your new baby.
if your insurance agent thinks your reef tank is so expensive it's worth insuring.
if you found a bag of saltwater taffy in your pantry and you wondered (continued from previous line) if you had enough would the salt content be enough for a 5 gallon nano.
if you have more fun looking for tiny hitchhikers in/on your live rock than enjoying the big picture of your 135 gallon.
if when receiving wedding gifts, your new wife shares the same enthusiasm you do when a close friend gives you a protein skimmer large enough to handle the ongoing waste load that leaves your house sewage pipes.
if you have bed covers and sheets with saltwater animals on them.
appellativo
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if you quizzed your (non-reef-keeping) spouse on what 90G250WMH4X36WPCDSBSPSLPS130#LR2700GPH means and he got most of it right, does that qualify him as a reefneck? 
Yay, honey, good job!
Yay, honey, good job!
If you use a turkey baster on a regular bases but have never cooked a turkey before...
If the only thing you've cooked is live rock...
If you've come home with a handful of scented candles or Glade Air Fresheners to mask the smell of a cycling tank...
If you've told you're wife "it was only $20"...
If your kids know the proper names for Nemo and Dori...
If you have gone to the drug store to buy a needle and tried to explain that it's for your fish tank...
If you have gotten used to the smell of the arm length rubber gloves...
If you have spent more than $300 on a bunch of rocks...
If you have set up a webcam...but not to see relatives...but so you can watch your tank while at work...
If the only thing you've cooked is live rock...
If you've come home with a handful of scented candles or Glade Air Fresheners to mask the smell of a cycling tank...
If you've told you're wife "it was only $20"...
If your kids know the proper names for Nemo and Dori...
If you have gone to the drug store to buy a needle and tried to explain that it's for your fish tank...
If you have gotten used to the smell of the arm length rubber gloves...
If you have spent more than $300 on a bunch of rocks...
If you have set up a webcam...but not to see relatives...but so you can watch your tank while at work...
Heinz
Active member
since you judge ppl after their Avatar, i am just glad i didn't pick a hot babe, or you would be hitting on me by now LOL<<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6373550#post6373550 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by kbmdale
Judging by your Avatar I'd say your necks alittle red too. LOL ...
Cutiewitbooty
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You just had to "Bump" this didn't you lol
I just got done doing that on Sat lol, but they gave me $20, i still have the mark on my arm lol
I just got done doing that on Sat lol, but they gave me $20, i still have the mark on my arm lol
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