You might be a reefneck

You might be a reefneck if you dream all night that you are a Ophioblennius atlanticus, swimming arround in you newly constructed 50,000 gallon reef tank...:D


Hey... A man can dream cant he?
 
....if you spend more time with your fish...then your family.

...if you drink tap water but your fish drink RO/DI water.

...if your aquarium costs more then your car.
 
If the NOAA has asked you to give a presentation on Sedimentation in a closed Marine Environment....

You might be reefneck.

I would like to take the time to dedicate that one to Bomber...wherever he may be.
:(
 
... you've got pictures of your corals hanging on your wall and none of your children

... its 70 degrees outside and you turn on the A/C because the fish room is getting too warm.

... you go to the LFS to "pick up a few things" and come home 5 hours later.

... move into a new house and set up the tank before you set up the beds.
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6518305#post6518305 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by lessans
That's actually not a very bad idea. That means our bodies are money trees. We continuously make blood and all we have to do is give it and get money for it. From now on this is my reef keeping philosophy.

I actually donate plasma, which is part of your blood and you can do it twice a week if you wanted to. I only do it like once every 6 months though. It is kinda cool, because you are helping burn victims and children, plus that $20-50 (the money depends on your anibodies, my husband makes a crap load of maoney there, somethimes $180 for 1 donation :D )they give you each time can buy some cool corals :D

This is the place I go to
http://www.nabi.com/
 
And Fellas....

Let's not forget the OTHER "Bank" we can donate to.
We could kinda kill 2 birds with one stone. Get cash for corals and...

Never Mind.


:)
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6520600#post6520600 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Sindjin
And Fellas....

Let's not forget the OTHER "Bank" we can donate to.
We could kinda kill 2 birds with one stone. Get cash for corals and...

Never Mind.


:)


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<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6521366#post6521366 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Airman
You might be reefneck...

If you buy pantyhoses for your wife because you used hers for carbon. :)


It happens...:D
 
You could be a reefneck if...

...you know more about plumbing and wiring than your husband

...you told your husband you "traded" your grouchy old ocellaris clowns for a mated pair of onyx percula

...you spent all of your vacation money on tank stuff, oops

...when you do go on vacation, you have a snorkel mask imprint on your forehead for a week afterwards

...you've ever covered up salt stains on the wall (after moving a tank) with a tapestry, hiding the evidence

...you've ever paid over $100 to overnight something other than livestock

...you ever find yourself saying "i got bitten by a clown"

...your only use for a bong would be to turn it into a DIY skimmer

... if you've ever sold mushrooms in a random parking lot to someone you only know by their RC handle

... if you find yourself asking "you don't have planaria do you?"

... you refer to your berghia tank as the "nudi bar"

... your husband refuses to be in the mood unless you scrub your "fish arm" before going to bed

...your only tupperware is under the tank

...your husband forbids you from "mixing" tank towels and bath towels

...you bought a pair of thong underwear just because they had a rhinestone fish on them (sorry there will not be a pic!)
 
If you were bad this year and Santa put Base Rock in your stocking....
You might be a reefneck.

If you have 2 or more Turkey Basters in your house....
You might be a reefneck.
 
If you have ever sold old tank equipment to the UPS driver who is delivering the replacement parts.

If you have your UPS drivers cell phone number to get ETA's on coral shipments

If you go to the LFS and the clerk says to another customer " I don't know, ask the guy with the Reef Central shirt". (Actually did happen)

If your one year old runs around the house yelling "copra digitada"
 
Wow. Thanks! I nver knew they had such great stuff!


If you get your wife the Reef Central Thong, "just because"...
You might be a reefneck.
 
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