You might be a reefneck

If your wetbar near your tank has no liquor, you might be a reefneck

Good place to wash test tubes, buckets and make food for your tank...lol
 
If you pick up a sidejob doing drywall at a car dealership and you end up doing work on his reef tank instead.......you might be a reefneck.


The drywall got done, but not before his tank was back in business.

Or

If you pull in the driveway, look in the picture window and notice that a coral got knocked over.....you might be a reefneck.
 
If you (the history teacher) have better water testing equipment than the school's science department . . .

If you (the history teacher) bring your TDS meter to school to explain exactly why you will NOT drink the school's water . . .

Then you might be a reefneck!
 
You might be a reefneck if:

Your bath towels are a collection of Instant Ocean freebies found at the bottom of your salt bucket. :)
 
You might be a reefneck...

If you spend more time constructing your local chapter's newsletter than you did on your Physics homework!

OR

If your spouse thinks these posts are describing you (when you have only been in the hobby for 4 mo.)
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6539043#post6539043 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Sindjin
If you have an intense fear of vacations...

You might be a reefneck

If only that wasn't true. :rolleyes:
 
You might be a reefneck if...

...you rented 'Reefer Madness' expecting something compeletly different.

...you get pulled over for drunk driving and tell the police, 'hey, there aint any tangs in my nano you jacka$$ so leave me alone!'

...you can't help but post on this already massive thread cause you know you have own stupid joke to add.

happy reefin'
 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6539606#post6539606 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by dwhit0102
You might be a reefneck if...

You've used table salt to raise your salinity because you were out (Not me)

Or the opposite...

You used your reef salt on dinner because you were out of table salt!
 
This is by far one of the best threads on RC.
It is definately one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Keep up the great work.
 
If you think the thread "You Might Be a Reefneck" is one of the funniest things you've ever read....

You might be a reefneck
 
If you ever faked being sick at work because your favorite coral just didn't look right that morning....


You mght be a reefneck!
 
If you ever faked being sick at work because the fedex guy was going to be delivering some frags to you that day...you might be a reefneck.
 
If you called in sick and your boss stopped by to check on you and was so amazed by your tank that he forgot he was checking up on you...


You might be the luckiest reefneck of all.... ;)

The one time I was actually sick...
 
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