You might be a reefneck

You might be a reefneck if...

You purposely don't bring your wallet to the LFS so you can't make any more purchases...

And you end up driving back to the house to get your debit card to buy that ricordea yuma polyp.

but instead of having to drive back to the house, the lfs said thats ok I have it on file already.:lol:

ymbar if:
1) you decided that since the cops already knows you have a reef tank (since they have been there before), you decide to grow reefer to support your habit.:bum:

2) while putting your tank together you keep making improvements before you get it filled.

3) go to the thrift stores and find things to use in your tank, and you spouse asks you "what do you need that for?"

4) you look at your employer's sw tank and think that that fish would look better in your tank, and think about a plan to smuggle it out and think "would they even notice?":confused: (no I never went through with it):o
 
If you test your sweat and tears for <i>specific gravity</i> levels, you might be a reefneck. ;)
 
melev: omg. gross. :)

you might be a reefneck if you are listening to the classical music station and you hear them make mention of a famous coral group....and were trying to figure out why they would be talking about coral....but they really meant 'CHORAL' as in singing. Duh.

(I just realized I am actually curious to know what your findings were on the specific gravity of your sweat and tears...especially if it was the sweat and tears you expelled while working on your reef tank.....and sadly, realizing that I am a hopeless reefneck for wondering.)
 
i thought of another one.

if youve ever been upset because no other reefer has noticed the BLATANTLY obvious eerie blue glow of your metal halides and come to chit-chat with you about reeftank stuff so you can show off your tank,....you might be a (lonely) reefneck.
 
What if you are with a girl, the mood is right and really great night going. Conversation, atmosphere, etc. Both of you get into into it with romance and passion. She whispers in your ear...."want to see my bare bottom" and you say....."oh my God I am so in love with you and I can't wait to see that tank.
 
[i1) you decided that since the cops already knows you have a reef tank (since they have been there before), you decide to grow reefer to support your habit.:bum:
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I know someone that might have actually started to give this a thought LMAO........who was that??????
 
You might be a reefneck if:

You put your tank at the end of your bed and turn it so it faces your bed, just so girls will have to get into your bed just to look in the aquarium!!!!!!!!

I know it's lame, BUT it worked in college!!!!!!!!!!and it's how i met my finance!
 
You might be a reefneck if:
after 24 pages you can still think of just one more thing to add to the list.
 
Ok, I got two!

You might be a Reefneck if you constantly suffer from Tennis Elbow from the use of algae scrapers!

You cannot sleep anymore unless you here the sounds of skimmers & protein skimmers at night!

Matthew
 
if your tank lights light up the bedroom across the hall to.............
if you consider recording the sounds of your pumps running for when you go on vacation.............
if you get funny looks at school when your topping the tank off out of a "gas can" that you use for RO.......... (that is so much fun:P)
 
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