You might be a reefneck

[Goldleaf Reef]

You might be a reefneck IF....

You might be a reefneck IF....

You walk your 1 hour newlyborn son down the hall then down to the lobby of the Hospital so you can look at the tank in the Lobby, because you didn't get a chance to look at it when you rushed your wife to the hospital to deliver.

(Then I went to far and the baby low-jack went off)

 

[Kgoarmy17]

you might be a reefneck

you might be a reefneck

...

when datenight with the wife consists of grabbing some taco bell on the way to the lfs to see what kind of new corals are in

 

[Bebo77]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7936101#post7936101 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by thor32766
you might be a reefneck,
if the wife says people are coming over and the first thing you grab is the cleaning gear for the tank to make sure its in pristine condition for you to showoff!

lol holla...


i totally forgot about this thread...

 

[818]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7842533#post7842533 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by ERICinFL


When you spend time at work surfing reef sites instead of porn sites,...

Haha. Nice.

You might be a reefneck when you get mad for having to pick up the dogs crap once a week...but extremley proud when you have to clean out the skimmer cup every 3 days...saying "ooo yeah!"..."look at that!" Ooo yea..thats some good stuff right there.... MMM hmmm.

You might be a reefneck when you buy a six pack of white socks for cleaning your glass tank, when in reality you have no socks to wear.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmffff

 

[mfp4073]

You might be a reefneck if......

you look over at the margarita on the bar next to you with disgust due to the "salt creep" on the lip.

 

[FishyLover]

You might be a reefneck when

you have so many tanks in your room that your fish actually watch you, while you watch TV.

 

[HDAlien]

If you've ever left work in a hurry because you received an e-mail from your Aquacontroller and something just wasn't right, then you just might be a reefneck (yes, true story, and it was a real problem)

HDAlien

 

[miwoodar]

If you've told the wife you don't need a new (noun here) with the hope that it would free up future tank cash flow you might be a reefneck.

...Especially when you really needed it. For instance, new tires for the car...

 

[HDAlien]

If the clerk who works the seafood counter at the store sees your wife coming and asks how your stingray is, she just might be married to a reefneck (also true).

HDAlien

 

[melev]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=8324689#post8324689 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by mfp4073
You might be a reefneck if......

you look over at the margarita on the bar next to you with disgust due to the "salt creep" on the lip.

:lol:

 

[Raphael]

You might be a reefneck if:

You turn up at work with salt stuck to your fingers and they think you've taken drugs.

 

[miwoodar]

<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6554932#post6554932 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Saltyaddiction
If your Bathroom reading Material is a Aquarium Supply Catalog!

That is sooooo true.....

 

[miwoodar]

...if you are legitimately disappointed that you noticed this thread only after it got to page 27...

 

[STEELERFAN747]

If while on vacation, you consider lfs as tourist attractions

 

[STEELERFAN747]

If when you hear the news urging you to stock up on emergency water and supplies , and your thinking about your tank.

 

[STEELERFAN747]

if skimate smells good to you.....

 

[STEELERFAN747]

If your wife has ever asked you (cant you talk about something else).....

 

[Frankysreef]

the term "rolling blackout" can give you a heart attack!

 

[Nano-Nag]

You might be a reefneck if:

After an argument, your spouse hides his new toothbrush to avoid it being used to scrub algae from the snail's shells.

 

[Brian Klein]

If you see WAY too much similarity between these post and yourself....