Triple One
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...taking clear pictures of a submerged 10mm-long Aeolid with a non-waterproof camera comes to mind...
but seriously, anybody out there got any good tricks up their sleeves that don't start with, "first, take all the live rock out of your tank..."?
i have to admit, getting a Pseudochromis porphyreus was probably the biggest mistake i have made with this tank so far. i've had him for about two months now, and when i bought it from my LFS i was confused slightly and was really trying to find a gramma (Dottybacks and Grammas are adjacent chapters in Bob Fenner's book, and i had been reading up on some small, rock-loving fish to try and round out my tank... i know there's no excuse, alright? i come with humility). anyway, he's in there now, and he f'n HATES everyone else in the tank. he hates the melanurus wrasse. he hates the ocellated dragonet. he hates the lawnmower blenny. he REALLY REALLY hates the neon cleaner goby, a LOT. i'm pretty sure he hates the tangs too but there's not much he can do about it so he takes it out on the hermit crabs. :uhoh2:
my best idea so far is to print up a dottyback decoy mirrored-image, stuff it with half a Q-Tip, waterproof it with packing tape, string it inside a clear two-liter bottle with the top cut off and inverted, tape a straightened coat hanger to the bottle for a quick handle, and wait by the tank with bated breath for the little punk to enter the bottle trap and try to shred his decoy.
i've spent a total of probably 8 hours over the last week hanging the net in the tank, to the point where the wrasse and the tangs swim in and out of the net freely like it's the style of the stars, but somehow the dottyback can sense my psychic waves. maybe it's all that water... not kidding though, the other fish think the net is like a cozy hammock by now (i swear the wrasse is actually trying to lure the dottyback into the net, like she knows i have no interest in catching her), and the dottyback just watches me like, "pshh... you're an idiot, giant."
and maybe i am. who are you to judge? :wildone:
i'm gonna make the bottle trap tonight and see how it goes... just thought i'd post this before i left work in case anybody has an epiphany to share... much thanx in advance...
but seriously, anybody out there got any good tricks up their sleeves that don't start with, "first, take all the live rock out of your tank..."?
i have to admit, getting a Pseudochromis porphyreus was probably the biggest mistake i have made with this tank so far. i've had him for about two months now, and when i bought it from my LFS i was confused slightly and was really trying to find a gramma (Dottybacks and Grammas are adjacent chapters in Bob Fenner's book, and i had been reading up on some small, rock-loving fish to try and round out my tank... i know there's no excuse, alright? i come with humility). anyway, he's in there now, and he f'n HATES everyone else in the tank. he hates the melanurus wrasse. he hates the ocellated dragonet. he hates the lawnmower blenny. he REALLY REALLY hates the neon cleaner goby, a LOT. i'm pretty sure he hates the tangs too but there's not much he can do about it so he takes it out on the hermit crabs. :uhoh2:
my best idea so far is to print up a dottyback decoy mirrored-image, stuff it with half a Q-Tip, waterproof it with packing tape, string it inside a clear two-liter bottle with the top cut off and inverted, tape a straightened coat hanger to the bottle for a quick handle, and wait by the tank with bated breath for the little punk to enter the bottle trap and try to shred his decoy.
i've spent a total of probably 8 hours over the last week hanging the net in the tank, to the point where the wrasse and the tangs swim in and out of the net freely like it's the style of the stars, but somehow the dottyback can sense my psychic waves. maybe it's all that water... not kidding though, the other fish think the net is like a cozy hammock by now (i swear the wrasse is actually trying to lure the dottyback into the net, like she knows i have no interest in catching her), and the dottyback just watches me like, "pshh... you're an idiot, giant."
and maybe i am. who are you to judge? :wildone:
i'm gonna make the bottle trap tonight and see how it goes... just thought i'd post this before i left work in case anybody has an epiphany to share... much thanx in advance...