I don't think most people do that for a hobby. :confounded-face: It's just something we do to keep our spouses happy.
Mine came our exquisite. No ich, velvet, urenema or any of those silly things so I don't have to drink Prizapro with hydrogen peroxide, tree stump remover or whatever many people do to their fish.
I got to the place a little early but they kept me in the waiting room for an hour anyway. Then I got all excited when they called me in. A girl came in and told me to take off all my clothes. The last time that happened I got married. She said, even my socks. I asked her if this was a colon doctor or a podiatrist.
She put me on a gurney with the paper gown and stuck oxygen in my nose and left me there for about 40 minutes where I fell asleep.
Then a Middle Eastern anesthesiologist woman came in and asked me a bunch of silly questions like if I use cocaine, LSD, Heroin, or crystal meth. I said, If I took those things I wouldn't need her to put me to sleep.
So she took my left hand and stuck me 5 times looking for a vein. She couldn't find one, so she had to put a tourniquet on my wrist to quell the bleeding from all the holes. Then she tried on my right hand and found one.
I said, Good Night" and fell asleep. I don't know what happened in between, but I hope I don't see pictures of my naked but on YouTube.
I hadn't eaten in 40 hours, so I was a little hungry. We ate on the way home, but I couldn't get my linguine or even oysters. We just went to a place on the way.
I don't have to go back for 10 years, so I will let the nursing home worry about that.
