Well, I have done numerous water changes and siphoned out what seems like millions of the little, red buggers, but it hasn't seemed to make a difference. Every surface still seems to be completely covered with wall-to-wall flatworms.
As I'm one that prefers the natural solution, rather than poisoning my tank with a bunch of chemicals, I went and picked up a melanurus wrasse today.
It's a beautiful critter, fairly large compared to the rest of the tank occupants, but after scoping things out for about 5 minutes, went right to work.
I have a lawnmower blenny whose fat tummy looks like the bottom of your thumb, and I have a feeling this wrasses tummy is going to look very similar by tomorrow morning.
So far, he has appeared the model citizen. He has paid absolutely no attention to anything other than the flatworms, and while active, seems content to search for them.
The pipefish, of course, tried to get into the bag with him while he was floating - he's a gigantic, underfoot, gotta be in the middle of it type fishie, but the firefish took one look and headed for their hideout. The 2 bravest are now following him around some, but the other 2 still haven't appeared. I bet they do at dinner time...
So, I will keep this thread updated with progress, problems, etc. as the flatworm population dwindles. The LFS I got him from said he had been around awhile, so he should still eat good, even when the worms are gone. We'll see if his attention turns to my feather worms, my fish, or if he starts the incessant glass pacing that wrasses are so well known for. If any of the above become the case, I will have a very beautiful, very fat wrasse for sale.