i LOVE MY MOM

[®eefer]

Yo momma is so dumb she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo momma is do dumb she thought Wu-Tang was a new kind of fruit punch.

Yo momma is so poor she went into KFC took two sniffs and said "That will be all please".

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow she can butter a whole loaf of bread.

This is a great thread.

 

[simple_joe]

Remember, Mother's Day is coming up. Do you have something special planned for her already?

 

[gemini aquarius(t)]

no

i really should think about that though

maybe if she would really give me some of my allowance could

 

[GinaSofia]

x..

clean the house(well), it'll make her happy and it's free

 

[NicoleC]

You don't need to spend money on her for Mom's day. Get (or pick) a single flower, set a nice tray with a "Happy Mother's Day" note, and serve her breakfast in bed that morning. Don't let her wash the dishes afterwards; instead clean up the kitchen real nice. And maybe pull out the stops and clean the house, too.

A day of peace and quiet with no chores will mean a lot more to her than buying a trinket.

 

[NicoleC]

Hee hee, Gina -- great minds think alike!

 

[gemini aquarius(t)]

sounds good