<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12226758#post12226758 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by lovereefs1
As the new proprietor of BEEF Central I would like to welcome you all to MY new site! As with any hostile corporate takeover, there will be some changes made around here. All of the MOD's have clear instructions to BAN anyone that does not strictly adhere to the new User Agreement. They will do this eagerly as they will all be receiving a well earned and long overdue 300% pay increase. Wendy's will now become a BC sponsor. In a special promotion for today only, they will give anyone who screams "I LOVE THE BEEF" a free cheeseburger.I would appreciate YOUR help in making this site all that it can be! Please post ANY suggestions you might have in this thread for review. Here are a few to start:
1) All threads must be labeled OT.
2) All post must be OT.
3) Hijacking is MANDATORY
4) Tonya must change his avatar back
5) DgenR8 WILL NOT be fired! (I don't care how many times be you PM me Tonya, it's not gonna happen!)
6) MHurley has been given a shiny new ban stick! His full time assignment will be to monitor ALL of Tonya's posts. Failure to adhere to the BC user agreement or the OT Crew's code of standards will result in a loss of posting privileges.
7) DC will be relocated to Chicago and be appointed the title "OT Baker". Her responsibilities will be to bake cookies and other goodies for all OT events.
8) Insert YOUR suggestion here...
Best Regards,
Beefy
President
Beef Central Inc.
All of the Mods are mad at the Beef because they didn't get their raise, Allison wants to kill Tonya ( :lol: ), and the rest of my friends hate me because I didn't make them Mod Gods. Does anyone happen to know how much 618, 432 Wendy's cheeseburgers + tax costs? Mhurley was right when he said " Power corrupts, but absolute power corrupts absolutely", I am living proof! What have I done?!?! I have a bus tour this weekend, how will I buy everything?? By the time I get done paying for all the lawyers and cheeseburgers, I will be hamburger!! I may even have to sell frags for food. Could this be the end?!?! 
<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12233230#post12233230 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by lovereefs1
So there you have it... Beef Central has suffered a crushing blow from the team of Reef Central lawyers. Not only are they suing me but Wendy's has drug me into court as well. They "claim" that their commitment to give away cheeseburgers to anyone screaming "I LOVE BEEF" was merely an April fools joke...haha! They want me to pay for 618, 432 cheeseburgers they gave away. They also have some other suit regarding my avatar?? Today I hit my highest high, only to follow it up with my lowest low.
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<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=12233240#post12233240 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by dc
I carry earplugs in my purse.
Is that similar to the head nurse thing at cook county hospital that gets nurse of the year award and is laid off the next day. 
