Hello, Geezer coming back to this forum. Paul B

Had friends in myrtle beach who dove golf course ponds at night. They sold lightly used gold balls during the day... for pennies on the dollar. Most of the courses frowned upon the trespass, liability and loss of revenue. But earthworms... that is a new one. Were the courses aware of your worm collection?
 
One of my first jobs, but not my first was caddying at a very exclusive golf course. If they took a golf cart, the caddy only had to carry the putters and you got $18.00 for 18 holes... If they didn't have a cart, I carried the 2 bags. That was great money in about 1964.

My real first job was when I was 12. My Dad died suddenly when I was 10 and I didn't have any money. My Mom took in laundry and worked in a Sweat shop in down town Manhattan.

My neighbor owned a junk yard or what they call today, a recalled auto Parts place.

He gave me I think $12.00 for ten hours work. I cut parts out of cars, fixed flats and generally took parts off old cars. He also taught me to use an actelyine torch. :cool:

That $12.00 went very far in 1958. The movies was 75 cents for two pictures, I didn't drive then but gas was about 32 cents and it was ten cents to make a phone call. I used to go to a public pool that was 10 cents to get in the 1964. I loved it.

Of course I collected bottles to bring back to the store for 2 cents and the tires I used to find in the lots. I brought them back to the manufacturer and they were pro rated so I would get a new tire cheap which I would sell.
 
Paul,
There is a Chiropractor in Miller Place that offers stem cell injections.
Supposed to really work. He even did it on his mother.
I can give you the name if you want to learn more. $$$$
 
Thanks Vinny. A few years ago I took my wife to California for stem cells. It cost me $16,000.00 and didn't do anything. The technology is not there yet as so far, stem cells never helped anyone as far as I can tell.

My closest friends just took his wife out west someplace and spent $50,000.00 for his wife who had an affliction like MS. It also didn't do anything.
 
I have been out of commission for a couple of days due to a Sissy Stomach Virus. They are a lot of fun. I woke up 2 days ago and puked my brains out and I am not a puker. I think the last time I puked was in the 80s. :)

Of course stomach Viruses causes "stuff" to come out of all your orifices. :sick:

I haven't eaten anything in 4 days and lost 8 pounds. I already lost almost 35 lbs so I don't want to lose any more.

I went to a "Doc In The Box" today and he gave me a few pills that of course won't work but it makes you feel like you are doing something positive. :D
Today I will eat my first solid food since I got this stupid thing.
 
Many times people have (for some reason) asked me to write a book about my memoirs. I personally probably wouldn't read it and I rarely read anyone else's memoirs.

Also to do that I would have to remember a 75 year memory. I sometimes have a problem with a 75 second memory. :oops:

What was this about again? :unsure:

If I put my old mind to it, I could probably come up with 1,000 pages. I do remember some interesting events, many don't even have anything to do with a War or fish.

I just got a fleeting memory. In about December 1971 I went to Australia for R&R from Viet Nam.

This was the first time I left the jungle in 10 months.
I landed in Sydney and had a map of the city. A "map" is like GPS on your phone with a dead battery. In other words you actually had to read all these squiggly lines in different colors.

I had the name of my hotel, which I am sure was not a 5 star hotel. More like piece of a a brittle star hotel, but my room had a door, running water, and electricity, something I had not seen in almost a year.

Anyway, getting to the hotel was a problem and I was totally lost. (Remember, no cell phones or computers then) I was reading the map, probably up side down, and came up to a busy intersection. I tried to cross this busy corner but cars were coming from all directions, there was no traffic light or stop sign so I had no idea how to cross. I lived in NYC all my life so was used to crossing streets.

I stood there for a while trying to remedy the situation when 2 men came up to me. One had his arm around the other.

The one guy said something quick to me that sounded like:
Hey Bloke, Kin, hep the gent, cross, stt. Or something like that. I said WHAT? Australians speak English but very differently than I do. It almost sounds like a version of Japanese and the only work I know in Japanese is Godzilla.

Then after he said it 3 times one of the men left and the other guy took hold of my arm.
Then I realized he was blind and had a cane.

We are standing there a while and he says something like: Whats the matter Bloke? Lets go.

I said, I can't cross the street. He says, Oh, you are American, follow me.

He points the cane upward and steps in the busy street dragging me with my hand over my eyes.
The cars didn't stop, but they went behind us right on the sidewalk and all around us.

At this point, Viet Nam seemed safer.

We made it across the street and the guy thanked me and left.
I stood there studying my map and another older guy came up to me and grabbed my arm.

He was also blind and wanted me to "help him" back across the street.

Now I was where I started from and looked for another blind guy to get me across the street.

I looked up and there was a building in front of me. It was a "Lighthouse" organization for the blind.

You can't make this stuff up. :cool:
 
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Having a hard time here. Of course my wife caught the stomach Virus I had and isn't doing very well. We are hosting Easter with the Kids, Grand Kids in laws and all that but I am pretty sure we will have to cancel.

My wife, who is in bad enough shape with MS was puking (and other things) all night and I can't get her up. Shes awake but doesn't have the energy to get out of bed, even with her walker.

There was a time when I could throw her over my shoulder but those days are long gone. Not that she is heavy, she is not, but most of my muscles are no longer up to the task even though some of my parts are titanium.

I was going to try to go walking this morning because I haven't gone in about 5 days but she isn't well enough for me to leave even for a few minutes.
I have been cleaning up "fluids" all morning but this is what marriage is, especially if you married your soul mate. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for my wife of 50 years no matter how discuesting. I know she would and has done it all for me before.

When you are newlyweds, it's all easy and fun. But if you are lucky, you will get old and old age has it's "issues" and the weak of heart, stomach and spirit will have a hard time of it.
 
Many times people have (for some reason) asked me to write a book about my memoirs. I personally probably wouldn't read it and I rarely read anyone else's memoirs.

Also to do that I would have to remember a 75 year memory. I sometimes have a problem with a 75 second memory. :oops:

What was this about again? :unsure: . . .

That's ok, someone will certainly go through and compile all your posts into a biography for generations to read. Likely some psych major will pick it up and use it for the basis of a thesis paper on how crotchety and irascible mind sets develop.
 
I am in sterilizing mode. I am washing all the sheets and other laundry. (No, I am not banging them on the rocks down by the river)
I am spraying Lysol on everything including door knobs, sink handles and fish food packages.

The Lysol can says it kills 99.99% of viruses but I am worried about that one tenth of a percent. What happens to that?
 
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