Paul B
Premium Member
Next week I have to go in for my 36th surgery. (Some silly back thing on a vertebra). All thankfully for stupid things like torn and broken parts, loose toggle bolts etc. nothing important. I wasn't exactly a computer programmer and had to actually lift heavy things for almost 50 years. We were not designed for that and were only made to run after Woolly Mammoths and trip them as they go by.
So my surgeon called me yesterday to tell me I have to go to a pre surgery physical. The surgery is Tuesday so it was nice of her to give me 3 days to get this done. Do you think you could get a doctor in that time in New York?
Well, I found one who is probably a Quack but it doesn't matter as long as they know how to work a blood pressure machine and fax it to the surgeon in an hour.
So this morning I had to drive an hour because you also have to meet the anesthesiologist before the procedure, and he doesn't live next door. I drove there during rush hour and waited for the Dr. Dugie Howser, who is was least 12 years old comes in and introduces himself.
He asked me if I have an artificial heart valve, asthma, high blood pressure, if I am on Prizapro or have urenema or a fish tank. Then he said, Great! I will see you in 3 days.
This took all of 3 minutes and that includes me scratching my nose.
I mean he could have just called me but then he couldn't bill my insurance for $500.79 for "Consultation. Like really!
So my surgeon called me yesterday to tell me I have to go to a pre surgery physical. The surgery is Tuesday so it was nice of her to give me 3 days to get this done. Do you think you could get a doctor in that time in New York?
Well, I found one who is probably a Quack but it doesn't matter as long as they know how to work a blood pressure machine and fax it to the surgeon in an hour.
So this morning I had to drive an hour because you also have to meet the anesthesiologist before the procedure, and he doesn't live next door. I drove there during rush hour and waited for the Dr. Dugie Howser, who is was least 12 years old comes in and introduces himself.
He asked me if I have an artificial heart valve, asthma, high blood pressure, if I am on Prizapro or have urenema or a fish tank. Then he said, Great! I will see you in 3 days.
This took all of 3 minutes and that includes me scratching my nose.
I mean he could have just called me but then he couldn't bill my insurance for $500.79 for "Consultation. Like really!
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