<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=7592862#post7592862 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Rainer Feyer
Tomorrow or the next day I will have to go out and mowe the lawn. So, I am thinking, do I have to lethally anesthatize the grass first before decapitating the leaves, or can I go ahead and mass murder the green Living Units?
Just play some "CLASSICAL music". Plants seem to like it more than Metal.
ONE OF MY FAVE RECIPEES:
A delicious lobster bisque recipe.
INGREDIENTS:
1 to 2 cups cooked lobster meat, about 1 small lobster
1/3 cup dry sherry
1/4 cup butter
3 tablespoons flour
3 cups milk
1 teaspoon steak sauce
salt and pepper to taste
seasoned salt to taste
1 table spoon and a pinch of 2 SPECIAL INGREEDIENTS ONLY I KNOW
PREPARATION:
Bash the Lobster with a hammer or back side of a heavy blunt object. Place semi dizzy p i s s e d off bug in a scalding pot of steam and water. Coverquickly or else the high pitched screams are not as good as it dies from it's insides imploding within it's exoskeleton. Once it turl all toasty and red, remove from water, and cool it in a nice bath of balsalmic vinegar and water with lemons to ease the pain away. Once it is cold and shivering, bash it again with said afore mentioned heavy blunt oblect. B a s h it a lot. and when you are done bashing it into itsy bitsy little cracked shell pieces, pick out the meatty goodness from the tail, legs and claws. In a small bowl, combine lobster and sherry; set aside.
In a medium saucepan over low heat, melt butter. Blend in flour and cook, stirring constantly, until smooth and bubbly. Gradually add milk, stirring constantly. Continue cooking and stirring until mixture is thickened; stir in steak sauce and salt, pepper, and seasoned salt to taste. Add lobster and sherry; cover and simmer lobster bisque for 5 to 10 minutes, stirring occasionally. Makes 4 cups of lobster bisquey goodness. :bum: