luckily my wife hasn't shown any interest in browsing RC and doesn't know the real damage I have done to our bank account.
Wife- "Honey, where did this (insert new coral here) come from?"
Me - "Oh that, we've had that for ages, it's just been getting a lot bigger lately" or the ever popular "That was in the back of the tank, I just re-aquascaped "
Oh, and Herman, you just wait buddy. You'll be married soon enough, and then we'll see how popular your reefing expenses are with the Misses.