The Continuing Adventures of Tim (Supermantis)

[maxxII]

Yeah, nevermind the whole toughest-critter-on-the-planet-by-weight issue.....being a one eyed mantis is just bonus cool/tough points.

Kinda like a one eyed raptor from Jurassic Park.
Nick

 

[nanoman123]

ive already carved "we worship Tim" into a rock for my mantises new tank. ill try to get pics soon lol

 

[proenca]

oh man, I laughed so hard reading this whole thread.. one of my favorites and the best thread I've seen on the forum.

keep up the good work and give a hug...erm..... a nassarius to Super Mantis Tim, the most well known one eye mantis of the world.

 

[SLACkra]

THIS THREAD RULES! when can i expect the cartoon series to be release? I suddenly want a mantis shrimp BADLY! keep us updated!

cheers

andrew

 

[DensityMan]

ive already carved "we worship Tim" into a rock for my mantises new tank. ill try to get pics soon lol

Tim is anxiously awaiting an image of the first official declaration of worship to Himself (He even made me capitalize "Him" and "He" above in this post due to an unheathily-enlarged ego at the thought of the shrine)...

 

[DensityMan]

Yeah, nevermind the whole toughest-critter-on-the-planet-by-weight issue.....being a one eyed mantis is just bonus cool/tough points.

Kinda like a one eyed raptor from Jurassic Park.
Nick

You have just made the cut onto Tim's "People I won't eat because I like them" list...

 

[nanoman123]

Tim is anxiously awaiting an image of the first official declaration of worship to Himself (He even made me capitalize "Him" and "He" above in this post due to an unheathily-enlarged ego at the thought of the shrine)...

a mushroom stuck itself over the word Tim on the rock:eek2:

ill get that off soon enough:rolleye1:

 

[sdm]

uuuuuupdddddaaaaaatttttttteeeee......UUUUUPPPPPDDDDDAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE...........

 

[StrongHandsMcGee]

uuuuuupdddddaaaaaatttttttteeeee......UUUUUPPPPPDDDDDAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE...........

Spaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzz......Dooooooowwwwwwnnnnnn!

 

[sdm]

what? I'm a zombie hiding in my pants. 0_o

 

[DensityMan]

Today is water-change day...

During this water-change I will be fishing out the remains of one B.D.E. crab and looking for the remains of StrongBad.

Tim's been busy (and is just shy of the median-line between being in my good graces or being on my 'list' - I was partial to SB).

I've since added yet more snails to hold off further slaugter (at this time). Shrimp pellets are no longer considered food by Mr. Super-mantis... they serve only to lure out real prey now.


(images belonging with this update are slightly delayed due to real-life having kicked me in the junk repeatedly these past few weeks - rest assured they are coming and will hopefully be worth the wait)

ps- I am also interested in the feeding habits of pants-zombies.

 

[sdm]

WHAT?!?!?!?!?! TIM ATE STRONGBAD?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Now I'm going to go eat popcorn and pizza to induce brainlessness and end the agony...

 

[sdm]

Oh, BTW, "pants-zombies" DON'T eat brains, because;

A) too stringy
B) taste like $#@%
C) give me gas and diareah(sp?)

 

[sdm]

...update...

 

[Spudstr]

...update...

agree

 

[StrongHandsMcGee]

Sdm, simmer down! Do I really need to get you with the tranquilizer darts?

 

[sdm]

what's so bad about ADD and triple posting?

 

[dave2184]

It's annoying. He will post when he has something to add. If you have something constructive to add do so otherwise be patient and wait for him to post.

Just remember every time you post RC sends email notices to every one who has subscribed to this thread weather they have posted to it or not.

 

[sdm]

oooooooooooooooooh...

 

[StrongHandsMcGee]

It's annoying. He will post when he has something to add. If you have something constructive to add do so otherwise be patient and wait for him to post.

Just remember every time you post RC sends email notices to every one who has subscribed to this thread weather they have posted to it or not.

Amen.