You might be a reefneck

[alphaferret]

ya i have to be real carefull to make sure i kiss my fiance hello before i look at the tank

anbd they say if ya have a kid to always kiss the wife first and then the kid
i guess for now my tank is my kid- and what a fine boy he is
"when i was young they'd look at me and say what a fine boy what a good boy what a strong boy...and when yuo were young

 

[Lincutis]

If you tackled your wife before she could spray that can of lysol

 

[Lincutis]

If you drove around the five neighboring states to hunt every HD and Hardware store for Southdown.

 

[kbmdale]

IF your house was ever raided by the local feds because you nieghbor over heard you say you were making reactors (calcium, phosphate, co2).......


You might be a reefneck

 

[Lincutis]

If you order take out sushi to feed all the LPS at home

 

[kbmdale]

If you drove around the five neighboring states to hunt every HD and Hardware store for Southdown.

hahaha....

If you are willing to ship 5 3 dollar 50 pound bags of downsouth playsand accross 3 states..

you might be a reefneck

 

[giants4pc]

If you've actually taken the time to read through all of these and still respond!

 

[kbmdale]

If you have ever started with the basement when looking at a new house you might buy....


You might be a reefneck

 

[blface]

When your wife's water broke on all 3 of your chidren while you were staring into space at the new shipment of zoas at the LFS........

When your wife insists your daughters aren't allowed to date any boys even remotely interested in fish.......

When your kids bribe you into buying them slurpees so they won't tell their mom about the numerous LFS you went to while she was working......

 

[kbmdale]

if you have ever given blood just to get 15 bucks for that new coral because you wife said she didn't want you to spend any more of your check on the tank.

You might be a reefneck


SAD BUT TRUE

 

[Tammy3770]

man you guys have tough wives

 

[kbmdale]

man you guys have tough wives

NO I have the greatest wife ever, she makes up for her lack of reef excitement with other things. She just knows how obsessive I can be....this saying is so true

The only difference between men and boys is the price of thier toys



lol

 

[CitCat21]

If you plan your weekend around your LFS working hours.

 

[kbmdale]

If your more than one LFS has you on speed dial


You might be a reefneck


If you mow your yard and find a fish tank on a car

You might be a reefredneck


lol

 

[Craig16]

If one of the reasons you bought your home was the in-wall set up in the basement.

 

[Tammy3770]

NO I have the greatest wife ever, she makes up for her lack of reef excitement with other things. She just knows how obsessive I can be....this saying is so true

The only difference between men and boys is the price of thier toys



lol

sorry no offence intended
but giving blood for coral thats harsh


you might be a reefneck if your Idea of a night out on the town is visiting all the local reef stores:bum:

 

[giants4pc]

If you have read this far and still find it necessary to post

 

[kbmdale]

give it a rest giants4pc, we're just havin some laughs. Some aren't, some are (hilarious) . And Kris must've done that while I was on vacation with the kids, cuse I told him if I came home and he'd spent money without my input, he wouldn't be able to ever again!! He has a habit of severe "SPLURGING" when I'm not around. lol,Brianna

 

[reefmaint]

if you ever thought about making a swimming pool into a giant tank, you might be a reef neck.

i thought about it but then i started thinking how could i controll salinity durring rain storms

 

[cajun coralman]

....If you have more fantasies about the new tank then about *other things ; ^) !!!!*