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Reef Junkie
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Thanks Octavio... I feel the same way about your wife.
keefsama2003
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eboonaman
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I finally figured out Keith's Language!!!!!
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Read on.........................
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Reef Junkie
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K?
FYI, after careful consideration and problems with the other house, we withdrew our bid in favor of this house.
Our new bid was accepted and not only did we get the house for $11k less, we also had the owner agree to pay closing costs and our taxes dropped in half to $4K a year.
This house is also in Amityville.
Please ignore the request below.
FYI, after careful consideration and problems with the other house, we withdrew our bid in favor of this house.
Our new bid was accepted and not only did we get the house for $11k less, we also had the owner agree to pay closing costs and our taxes dropped in half to $4K a year.
This house is also in Amityville.
Please ignore the request below.
Reef Junkie
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Yeah, you noticed that didn't you? Guess what, that's because the house has been on the market since the Trees came with leave and the flowers were blooming. Which I didn't catch onto until after an inspection.
upon closer inspection, the house had a lousy siding job, shotty repairs and actually had less living space then this new one. Plus it was a lot more expensive. The new house is right around the corner and has so much more to offer. I think it's a Dutch Colonial.
Thanks Chris, we're so stoked to buy this one! The inspection is in two days! If all goes well we'll close in 30 days.
upon closer inspection, the house had a lousy siding job, shotty repairs and actually had less living space then this new one. Plus it was a lot more expensive. The new house is right around the corner and has so much more to offer. I think it's a Dutch Colonial.
Thanks Chris, we're so stoked to buy this one! The inspection is in two days! If all goes well we'll close in 30 days.
LCGoldman
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<a href=showthread.php?s=&postid=6820826#post6820826 target=_blank>Originally posted</a> by Reef Junkie
K?
FYI, after careful consideration and problems with the other house, we withdrew our bid in favor of this house.
Our new bid was accepted and not only did we get the house for $11k less, we also had the owner agree to pay closing costs and our taxes dropped in half to $4K a year.
This house is also in Amityville.
Please ignore the request below.
This one doesn't look haunted at all. Yet
Reef Junkie
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Heh, yeah I can't wait to haunt it!
The dungeon, eh hem, I mean the basement is a full one and it'll accomodate my sump just fine. All I need is a strong pump to send the water back up. Who's has one they're gonna give me?
Thanks guys!:hmm6:
The dungeon, eh hem, I mean the basement is a full one and it'll accomodate my sump just fine. All I need is a strong pump to send the water back up. Who's has one they're gonna give me?
Thanks guys!:hmm6:
Spracklcat
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Good luck with the house--did you get this one inspected yet?
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