Ok, under just the metal halide light it's black - I don't ever just run that light without the blue, so thanks to those pointing that out. It's definitely a midnight clown, which if you do a search on them you will learn they are neither deformed nor unnatural. They are extremely rare and sell for $90, making them a heck of a lot more special than your dime a dozen $20 striped clowns every tank seems to have.
Appreciate the couple opinions that were worthwhile in this thread though.