A Poem for Rod's birthday about Farts
A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud, some leave a powerful poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short, or a fart can be long, some farts have been known to sound just like a song….
A fart can create a most curious medley, a fart can be harmless or silent, but deadly.
A fart might not smell, while others are vile, a fart may pass quickly, or linger awhile.
A fart can occur in a number of places, and leave everyone with strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie, to small elevators, a fart will find all of us sooner or later.
But not all farts are bad, this is simply not trueâ€"-
We musn’t forget dear sweet old farts like Rod!
Happy Birthday
ADAM: As long as you are telling evereyone's stories, don't forget to tell them about the ......
Sorry Rod, it's his fault for making stuff UP!
Boyd
